Wise Woody Allen Quotes

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Wise Woody Allen Quotes, laughter, positive

In California, they don’t throw their garbage away – they make it into TV shows.

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I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

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If my films make one more person miserable, I’ll feel I have done my job.

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

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In Beverly Hills… they don’t throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

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Wise Woody Allen Quotes, life, sayings

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

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Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.

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He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.

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I don’t think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

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My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.

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Right now it’s only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.

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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .

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Wise Woody Allen Quotes, luck, courage

I don’t have to ‘freedom-kiss’ my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.

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It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.

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